The Vending Machine Game!

Yes, you've read it right. I decided to copy the game from the Ampers& Forum as I thought this needed some games.

The rules are exactly the same as in the other one.

Insert a coin (or something else) in the vending machine and the next poster has to say what comes out and insert another thing.
It's also allowed to make a funny combination or let the machine explode

Example:
*inserts coin*
________________________________
A teddy bear comes out
*inserts a red coin*
________________________________
I come out
*inserts himself*
________________________________
The machine explodes
*sees another machine and goes there*
*inserts coin*

And so on.

Let's start!

*inserts Planet Earth*